Jeffrey Goldberg -- If Nate Silver is right, does this also mean that the climate is, in fact, changing, and that the earth is more than 6,000 years old?

Nate Silver -- This is probably a good time to link to my book: t.co/48GNWEC9

But most of the night was spent in suspense waiting, watching results roll in state by state, and cracking jokes.

benhuh -- Tonight, I celebrate the reelection of Twitter. 4 MORE CHARACTERS!

david carr -- A close national election is an odd weave of adrenaline and boredom. Nothing else like it.

Mike Drucker -- We're now at the part of the election that feels like watching a really long pregnancy test.

Jordan Cohen -- 9:27pm, not a meme in sight.

Andy Borowitz ?-- It's still early on cable news, but words have opened up a big lead over information. #Election2012 #vote2012 #election

Rachel Streitfeld ?-- Romney has only one speech written tonight: a victory speech, and as of now it's 1,118-words long.

Nick Confessore ?-- I mean okay, I guess we can just wait to see how people voted. Fine.

Andrew Kaczynski ?-- I'm looking at my poll countdown clocks like Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day.

Mia Aquino ?-- Halo 4. Alas, not tonight...

Jason Gay ?-- Everyone's excitedly watching TV news at 7 PM. We are all 82 years old.

Ryan Teague Beckwith ?-- It's so cute how they let these nonswing states vote. And CNN and everyone calls them and everything!

Justin Stangel ?-- Fox News reports: Mitt Romney 100% Obama 0% #election2012

Al Gore ?-- We have the ability to let everyone who is eligible to vote vote & we need a bipartisan effort to make it happen. #Election2012 #Current2012

Eric Stangel ?-- NBC just declared The Cayman Islands for Mitt Romney... #Election2012

daniel tosh -- good luck today Florida! try not to pull a "Florida"

Anthony De Rosa ?-- Florida, you're gonna give me a heart attack

Faux John Madden -- BREAKING: Apple Maps projecting Barack Obama to win Brazil.