1. You can't thank God. I'm sorry about this - and I don't want to have to outline the reasons why.
2. Provide me something written in the 3rd person. Think that someone will read this, it won't be you.
3. Keep it brief. I didn't give you a real word limit, but at max think 35 words. We do have time to read these but it can't be a paragraph (we've had some).
4. Keep it family friendly, and not gross. (Had one that was).

Thanks - I hope everyone understands these guidelines.

Eli Hvastkovs, PhD.
Asst. Professor
Dept. of Chemistry
East Carolina University